oh no, foolish jed, you have let out the verbal gerbils

Leigh says I have to post it so she can get me back for the ones I asked her for. >.>

Give me one of my characters and one of yours and I will tell you -- no matter how ridiculous the pairing -- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)

A. Name
B. House (if HP; Zodiac if not.)
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB
E. Three Random Facts

Yes. I need to do this one.

You give me any character or characters that I have played (past or present) and I will give you 1-3 links or images of alternate Played-Bys for the character. I might even explain the choice(s).