oh no, foolish jed, you have let out the verbal gerbils

Insanejournal calls me back from real life to let me know that it's giving away old usernames. I figure I'll give you, f-list, first crack at them, since there are actually some pretty good ones in there. If you want one, I'll rescue it for you. Otherwise they're getting purged.

Also, hi.

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